Clap your hands. Stomp your feet. Retardation can't be beat.
Do you remember something gay I did? E-mail it to me and you will recieve a thank you hug....

* Was kicked out of McDonalds for being loud, and punching buttons on register.

* I was turned into a mummy by Ry and Luke they used 12 rolls of paper towels and 7 rolls of tape to cover me. A picture of that will be up by monday...(Shout out to the crew was up my people) ALWAYS REMEBER CREW WITH OUT CR AND A J THERE IS JEW.

* Put paste on my lips in Miss Cassidy's class and was sent down to guidance.

* Ran into Lodi Buffet and screamed on the top of my lungs "Wung E Fung Chung" and I ran out.. get away drivers where James and Mack.

* Shot my brother in his ass with my paint ball gun from 25 yards away to prove I have a good shot.* correction my brother stated "It was to see if you had balls dickhead"*

* Totaled my dad's car in 7th grade, I was in the drivers seat put it in reverse and slamed on the gas and went under a traitor trailor. I jumped out at the last second.

* 4/01/01 - Snorted a bag of pixi sticks for no reason at all... just wanted to see how the smelt. If you are wondering they smell fruity.

* 4/02/01 - Was in the plaza with James, Mack, Marianna and Laura, shopping for thongs. On the way out we hit a car in front of us. It wassn't out fault... the lady in front of us was cruzin and when games looked at his mirror she slammed on her breaks. James suffered from burnt hands. Laura suffers from a burnt leg. Mack hurt her knee. Marianna hurt her jaw. I cracked my back which felt good... but also got a lil bruize on my shoulder.

* 4/03/01 - Mom came into my room and said "this place is a shit hole" She found my stash of playboy... I went to tried to tell her I only ready it for jokes and I don't look at the pictures. She was mad and took them. I was mad. So if anyone has any playboys they don't need anymore please donate them to me. I like the jokes. A lot.

* 4/04/01 - I came to the conclusion all girls want me because of my looks... I also found out no one thinks I am funny, and being an idot will get you no where in life... I am going to act serious for the rest of my life. (Why do people call people douche bag? Hey your used for cleaning a womans genataila... HAHAHA.

* 4/6/01 - I did'nt do anything cool today. I helped out during the fire drill. So call me Fire Inspector Baby Huey. *NOTICE* Last time I had a pice of ass was when my finger poked through the toilet paper when I was wipeing myself.

*4/7/01 - Went to a wedding, I started to drink. A little, is it weird if you find your great grandmother hot after a few drinks or is it normal?

*4/8/01 - Went into my sister house played around with fixures. Around .00 in damage. Not bad eh?

*4/9/01 - Knocked over a chair in school. Cafateria cheerd, i did raise the roof and people laugh. *NOTE* It is cool when you have 150 people laughing with you, but it uncool when 150 people laugh at you.

*4/10/01 - In lunch today i didn't knock over a chair but I flicked a cap hard and I hit the lunch lady, so I did what anyone would do, laugh and pretend it wasn't you. Happy Birthday Erica, I love you!

*4/11/01 - Went to the track meet. It was fun. I saw a girl bigger then me. The I went to Mcdonalds and a couple walked in, and were online behind me. The lady whispered to her b/f wow this kid in front of us is sooooooo big. I turned around, and said ya I am pretty big arent I. Her face was red. Then she said she ment I was tall. I ate her.

*4/12/01 - Went to see Pokemon with Jen and James. Had a blast. In case you wanna go the unkown take over molly brain. So what ever she imagines really happens. Molly lost her mom and dad and found two replacement, Enthi (a ledgendary pokemon) and ash's mom. So Ash, gets his friend and goes to where this is all happening, and rescues his mom. Before that happens there is a great battle between Enthi and Charzard, Enthi provails, and Ash's mom talks molly into imanine things bact to normal. She does but the unkown power was to strong so Pikachu and Charzard try to get around this force field they did for a second but it was too strong, out of no where Enthi comes and does this charge and he breaks though the field, bringing every thing back to normal. I give the movie 4 stars. ****

*4/13/01 - I think I found out where my mom hid my playboy she didnt throw them away MISSION RESSCUE THE PORN.

*4/14/01 - I went to rescue porn. Then my mom pulled up in the car, so i shut the door and ran down stairds I left on the light. I forgot.

*4/15/01 - Nothing happend cool... The Easter Bunnys and asshole, didnt leave me anything.

*4/16/01 - Went to Value City, On the way out I saw this white mqle, about 5'10, well dressed, wearing a green backpack run out of the store, and 2 men chased him. He stole 5 pairs of shorts, and on his way out he hit a car and almost one guy. They got his liscense plate #. Cop came and I said how I would of done the stunner if I caught him, and I would do the rock bottom. No one listened to me.

*4/17/01 - I went down to lunch and A chunk of my tooth fell out. I was in pain. Im writing a song about it. It goes like this my tooth is rotting away, cuz I got sumtin called tooth decay, I bush my teeth nearly everyday, thats not enough noooooooooooooooooo... you got to floss show your teeth whos the boss, rub them right across. Don't get tooth decay, or later in life you will have to pay. If you clean your teeth everyday, when you smile people will see a ray. If you don't you friends will go away. So buy a new toothbrush today, dont delay, I must say, you must obey... thank you.

*4/18/01 - God I need to get laid.

*4/19/01 - Everyone wants to be my friend but theres a 2 year waiting list.

*4/20/01 - Happy 4-20 may your bowl be full and your eyes glazed.

*4/21/01 - Blow up dolls are easy!

*4/22/01 - Man who walks side ways in door is going to Bangcock.

*4/23/01 - Man with hole in pocket feels cockie all day.

*4/24/01 - Man who farts in church sits in pew.

*4/25/01 - Man who drops watch in toilete bound to have shity time.

*4/26/01 - Man who stands on toilete is high on pot.

*4/27/01 - Man who has woman on floor has piece on earth.

*4/28/01 - Dogs have the life. They sleep all day and when they shit on the floor they dont tell anyone and when you step in it bare footed you feel weird.

*4/29/01 - I am currently taking donations. If you want to give me money I will take it and put your name _________ there.

*4/30/01 - One bong two bong red bong blue bong.

*5/01/01 - I am looking for a g/f. She has to be smaller then me. 15 to 43.

*5/02/01 - THE VOTES ARE IN THE HOMOSEXUAL OF LAST MONTH IS... PETER SCREWDRIVER.

*5/03/01 - Please send me hate mail. I love hate mail.

*5/04/01 - Shaved my pubes today. Starting bid is 5 bucks.

*5/05/01 - I went to a hooker and paid 10 dollars she gave me crabs so I went back and she said what do you accpect lobster?

*5/06/01 - When I turn 17 Im gonna have my birthday party at Mcdonalds and your not invited!

*5/07/01 - Doug Reuther has shrinkage 24/7.

*5/08/01 - Today is make fun of Joey day. Joey your ugly and your mom dress's you funny.

*5/09/01 - I rescused one porn mag. The issue with Chyna. SWEEEEEEET!

*5/10/01 - All the girls want to go into my jungle and play with my andaconda.

*5/11/01 - Now the average person is fat, so you cant call me fat you have to call me average.

*5/12/01 - This is just in 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.

*5/13/01 - Taken 10 days off to think about where my life is going.

*5/23/01 - Back, my life isnt going anywhere.

*5/24/01 - Friends are like condoms the protect you when things get hard.

*5/25/01 - Never fight with an ugly person they have nothing to lose.

*5/26/01 - I like to go to the mall with my mom and tell them I am lost and have them page my mom. I am 16 to.

*5/27/01 - IM GOING OUT WITH JEN SYVARTH SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

*5/28/01 - The babe of the month is... STEPH MARESCA

*5/29/01 - Dummy head award goes to James. James has won this award for crushing my dreams of being an artist, and taken away my special ed artist of the year award.

*5/30/01 - I'm making a band with Chris Syvarth his sister is hot.

*5/31/01 - This month was the best. I got Jen. If i can get a g/f so can you. Just go see shreck.


*6/01/01 - Something tells me the Xfl is gonna suck next year.


*6/02/01 - Arubix cube is like a dick more you play with it the harder it gets.


*6/03/01 - I can not start to believe all this debate about whether "jackass" on mtv should be pulled off the air. Because once again people are crying that it makes dumb kids want to copy dangerous stunts. I hate to tell you parents, but if your kid is dumb enough to throw himself in front of a car he deserves to be hit. I can only say shows like jackass are not why your kid does stupid things. I'm sure the all the weed you smoked when you were pregnate had some effect also the complete lack of attention your kid gets is the problem. OH BUT THERES A SOLUTION!!! GIVE YOUR KID SUCH AN ASS WHOOPING THE HE CAN'T PISS STRIGHT FOR A WEEK. AS MY MOM SAYS A SWIFT ASS KICKING IS THE BEST MEDICATION.


*6/04/01 - I was walking outside and steped in dogshit luckily I wasn't wearing shoes.


*6/05/01 - Tampons have strings so crabs can bungee jump. Right?


*6/06/01 - Why do pads have wings do they fly?


*6/07/01 - I got dared to drink 5 table spoons of hot sause. I couldn't do it. I drank a half of cup of it. Then I got dizzy. Don't do it.


*6/08/01 - A typical friday. Me, some vasealine, and pictures of myself. You know the story.


*6/09/01 - My mom reminded me when I was 7 I feel down the basement stairs and BANG I hit my testicals onto a large metal rail. I love childhood memories.


*6/10/01 - Laughter isn't the best medicean when your at a funeral.


*6/11/01 - When I was in first grade we use to have spelling test. I use to get 90's and every word I spelt wrong was a curse like Truck would be Fuck, clock would be cock, and red would be ass piarate. The never hung up my test. :(


*6/12/01 - I made Nick Fackle kiss my half disected pig. Then I went out to the bath room I found him frenching the pig. I hog tied them.


*6/13/01 - Funny prank... My parents got a thing in the mail for people who cant hear how they do testing. I called the Number and kept repeating what they hung up on me. I need a life.


*6/14/01 - I went into Mrs. Kritzers class and announced Stephanie Maresca had cramps, because she had her PERIOD. THAT RIGHT SHE HAD HER PERIOD! Also I got detention with Miss Wasburn for blowing up my bio gloves during the fire drill and playing volley ball I blew up 8 and she poped 9. Thats right I don't care care if I get in trouble as long as it makes people happy.


*6/15/01 - Cut 8th period to see Shreck. Yes it is childish. I didn't get in trouble either.


*6/16/01 - I gained weight.


*6/17/01 - I dyed my hair I look just like Leonardio Dicaprio now. Only hotter.


*6/18/01 - Gym exam I ran the shuttle in 8.6 minutes.


*6/19/01 - Today was curse at random people on the blvd. day it was great. I cursed and people didnt respond.

*NOW UPDATEING ONCE A WEEK!*

*6/23/01 - Looking for a job... Nicks Quick Stop only hires indians.... does that suck or what?

*6/30/01 - Still haven't got a job, I need money BAD. It sucks when you have to borrow other peoples money and not tell them about it or if you sell your moms jewlery just for some things..

*7/7/01 - Wow today totally blows. What can I say. today shall go into history as the day that blows major genitalia.

*7/14/01 - Nothing has been happening I have been on a diet and lost 5 pounds. Stop claping. found a forgotten memorys, me asking out old ladies on the boluvard, and one day i saved a stray dogs life he was in middle of the road and almost got hit by a truck if I didn't yell stop. I am a hero. Nothing less.

*7/21/01 - well this week I did crazy things, cause I'm a crazy guy. I stayed up and watched David Letterman because I'm CRAZY!!! I woke up at 3 and at total and drank OJ!!! IM Crazy!!! I told my mom to give me money IM crazy!!!! Im so crazy that I even hid the control on my parents and watched them search for it.... Sayin hi to a crazy girl out there... sup kristin

*7/28/01 - *News flash* Got in a verbal fight with Sal, you know the kid who is high 24/7 pretends to be hard, and walks around with a boom box on his shoulder. He is just so gay. He knocked Dougs soda out of his hand so Doug said "What did you do that for, that was my soda."

*8/3/01 - I havent done anything good really. Im in a band now and wrote a few songs. I went to a doctor he said I had to lose weight, I was like whoa this guys a good doctor how did he know?

*8/10/01 - One month and I am 17. I haven't done anything in the past days. Just talking to a lot of people. I met this one girl in a chat, she was awesome as hell. Her profile said Tall, Bond hair, Blues eyes, BBW not know BBW means Im a fat bitch, I went to meet her at woodland... When I saw her I ran. Thats about it.

*8/18/01 - A day late shoot me. Ok today was a very very very very very very very very very very very good day! I went to the Jet's game they won! Also I met a girl who I talked to online there can we say "Knock out"? What a beautiful girl. Also the lady 2 rows infront of us gave James and I the bird, because i was kickin the seat behind her.

*1/17/02 - Anthony is back and he's better then ever. Ok a recap, One night I had to decorate the gym for spirt week, when we were done I walked to dougs car for a ride home. While crossing with Ian and Amy, a car decideds to speed up. I pushed amy out of the way and jumped. I got hit. The next day I played in the football game. My ankle killed. I didnt think anything of it. Till I woke up the next day and fell down the stairs. Now that hurt like a bitch. I missed like 2 weeks of football but i praticesd the last week. I played in the Thanksgiving game and picked up a Sack, and the last tackle of the game. *BAD NEWS* my dog has cancer... It is really hard on me, my old dog had cancer and died. (I still wear his dog tags) I know you guys come here for laughs... IM STILL A VIRGIN. Check out for updates tomorrow.

*1/18/02 - The media is getting out of control..they should leave Prince Harry alone. The kid freakin drank some alcohol and smoked some weed like every other friggin 17 year old in the whole world.. big deal. This really piss me off. People need to stop worrying about other people and start taking care of their own fucked up lives. "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" hah stones, stoner... ahhh it good to be back.

*1/19/02 - Aren't kids cute?!? My 2 year old nephew said he was a t-rex and then he went on to kick the living shit out of me. Aww. I also found out today my sister is pregnate again which is pretty friggin cool, no he can have a younger brother to fight instead of me. (I suffered a bloody lip)

*1/20/02 - It is really the 27th but my computer had a virus so I will pretend like its the 20th but its not, so I don't know what happen I prob. did something funny so laugh you cheap crack whore. Haha.

*1/21/02 - Walking home I had a snowball fight with 6th graders, who won?!? SAY MY NAME BITCH.

*1/22/02 - I went to trade pokemon cards and the kids laughed at me. They are into digimon. :(

*1/23/02 - Exams blah. Its funny how I dont try and I pass because im in special ed. I like fire. It's hot.

*1/24/02 - I made up a new quote "There's a lot of shit in the world, and sometimes you step in it".

*1/25/02 - Can't write much tomorrow is my Dad's birthday and I am going to get him the best gift ever!

*1/26/02 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! I'm sorry this is the 17th year in-a-row I got you jack. I went to the plaza with Joey, and I saw Angelo there ( a big asshole) I turned around and said "Fucking bitch" and he shit his pants. Joey and I later met up with Steph, and Elisa while Joey and I were online in Macys® there were a group of people in front of us. I started to speak loud about how Elisa gave me herpes. As soon as I said that two guys booked. By then Joey was crying(he crys when he laughs hard) Then I started to say she was the herpes queen. The ladys in front of us was bent over the counter laughing. I was gonna give her my herpes if you know what I mean. Elisas new nick name is HG for herpe gurl. Also I made Elisa look like and ass when I told her, her tank was on the wrong side. I explained to the man who was wearing a bed sheet on his head that I was teaching my 13 yearold girlfriend how to drive. Also Elisa hit my curb while lookin at my enormous........house. Thats all I gotta say.

*1/27/02 - I talked to Kristin today, thats about it. I like her but she wants to be friends. I don't know why... I'm such a stud. Here is a little poem I wrote... Hi my name is Anthony, I can't see why the gurls don't like me, I am a stud, and I am cool, and when people look at me all they do is drool. I am Anthony, the gurls don't like me. They say that they just wanna be friends, thats were it ends, im cool like Cindy Crawford, um.. nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford.

*1/28/02 - TIP AT POOL While you’re chalking your pool cue, slyly dip your finger in your soda or beer and rub some of it in the chalk before handing it to your opponent. That will slick the other guys tip just enough to send the balls flying all over the table. If that does not work for you use chapstick. If you get some time rub some of it into their chalk. (Be sure to leave a clean one for yourself hidden somewhere close like your pocket) that really mess up their breaks and angle shots.

*1/29/02 - Went to the girls baskteball game, ya they won. While there I was pretty good, Mr. Tess gave me a speech twice about not screaming out #'s or names. Then he yelled at me after the game because he thought Crack Whore was unacceptable to say when a girl was at the foul shot line. Oh well.

*1/30/02 - I came home sick from school because I felt like shit. Before I left, Dan Vech and I got in trouble for breaking the schools printer. I sware it was unintended. We just wanted to fix it.